REVIEW: Lucy Parker’s PRETTY FACE

Pretty_FaceMiss Bates rolled joyously around in Lucy Parker’s romance writing like the first touch of clean sheets. She listened to Act Like It, Parker’s first contemporary romance, alternating with reading the second, Pretty Face. MissB. is a fickle rom-reading mistress, rarely glomming, as she did when she first started reading rom ten years ago. But Parker’s original setting, flawed, likeable characters, and witty writing, yet still heart-tugging and romantic, captured and held on for two days of continuous listening and reading. Though this review will focus on Pretty Face, everything she says about it may be applied to Act Like It (with the exception of one of the best audio-book narrators Miss Bates has ever listened to). Like Miss B’s Ruby Lang discovery, Parker made it onto a “not-to-be-missed” romance writer list by page three of Pretty Face and oh, ten minutes into Act Like It.

There be many reasons why MissB. liked Parker’s work, but she’ll start with the setting. Original, engaging, charming, Parker’s novels take place in London’s West-End theatre scene amidst actors, agents, directors, celebrity gossip-rags, and paparazzi bulb-flashes. Kudos to Ms Parker for normalizing the scene, for eliciting sympathy from her reader for the “pretty faces”, male and female, with their vulnerabilities, weaknesses, insecurities, and everyday yearnings, to love and be loved, find a life-partner, and enjoy understanding, support, affection, and tenderness.  

Pretty Face is about the May-to-December romance of Luc Savage, restorer of the venerable old Queen Anne Theatre and producer of the Tudor-set fictional 1553, and television starlet, in Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries‘ vein, Lily Lamprey. Lily’s stint as the promiscuous tv-sleuth on Knightsbridge is coming to an end. At 26, she’s finally contractually free to pursue her love of classical theatre. Lily is blessed with beauty and cursed by type-casting and a voice that channels Marilyn’s “Happy birthday, Mr. President”. Nevertheless, Queen Anne’s major shareholder and Lily-fan convinces Luc to grant her an audition. While the 40-year-old seasoned-theatre-director characterizes Lily as “Helium Barbie” at first sight and sound – OUCH – there’s something in her forthright manner, sharp intelligence, and audition to push him to take a chance on her as Elizabeth I. What follows is an honest, funny, engaging, likeable couple making their way to each other through professional and family obstacles, as well as their own internal sabotaging. Though they, at first, appear an unlikely pair, Parker has an uncanny ability, in Act Like It and Pretty Face, to have the reader rooting for improbable pairs.

Luc and Lily begin in MissB’s favourite romance beginning-place, antipathy and sarcasm (what can she say, like Parker, she’s been forever-marked by Ehle-&-Firthness). What struck MissB. from the get-go was Parker’s wit, her penchant for pithy, allusionary metaphor. Yes, there’s Luc’s “prejudiced” initial view of Lily as “Helium Barbie,” but Lily is fully aware how her Knightbridge role, sultry voice, and ample curves lead others to assume “she had a brain the size of a Tic Tac.” *snort* *guffaw* went MissB. But MissB’s favourite Lily-quip comes when Lily characterizes her initial impressions of Luc as “his face retreated into the Ice Age,” and, BESTEST, “it was like trying to get a smile out of Picasso’s ‘Portrait of Gertrude Stein’ “. Lily’s wit impresses Luc as much as her audition when she describes Romeo and Juliet as “one of the great literary examples of unhealthy co-dependency.” What Miss Bates loved was that Parker’s characters were so well-read. And so very very funny about it. (Later, there’s a marvelous pun/literary allusion in Luc’s Christmas gift to Lily – not to be missed.)

Lest you assume that Parker doesn’t have a talent for gravitas, Miss Bates will use the dreaded word to describe scenes and situations that bring Luc and Lily closer and, sometimes, tear them apart (as any good romance does) – poignant. Parker doesn’t shy away from vulnerability and weakness. Lily is a character whose parents are negligently loving; sadly, often absent. Luc, on the other hand, is the product of a loving, affectionate, supportive family and yet, he’s someone who’s never been overwhelmed by emotion, never subject to its loss of control. Maybe because he’s always been part of something so secure and safe, he takes it for granted. But Lily makes him feel otherwise. Lily’s feelings, in turn, for Luc are strong, but her assumption of abandonment is stronger. Parker does a great job of navigating the uncertainty and, at the same time, joy of what Lily calls “recognition,” the “whole misguided, shivery shebang,” “like coming home,” discovering, exploring, and cleaving to the Beloved Other. (One of the most magnificent, silent recognition-of-the-beloved scenes is set in one of the best rom Christmas scenes Miss Bates has ever read.)

Austen-esque wit, rocking romance conventions, unique, compelling setting – is that all, Miss B.? Nope. Parker has something else going for her that Miss B. thinks is often one of the great romance narrative oversights (maybe it’s the narrow beast’s nature, but does it have to be?) – great secondary characters: from Lily’s BFF, the pink-haired Thumbelina Trix (heroine of Parker’s next romance, woot!) to Luc’s urbane, charming, ideal-couple parents, to his mixed-up roguish brother, to the roving adulterous actor, Dylan Waite, to the tatoo-ed, talented make-up artist (Miss B., from scavenging Parker’s website, thinks he’s going to be Trix’s love interest) to Trix’s abusive ex, to the gossip-rag’s vengeful editor, to the prima donna star and her adorable bichon frise … but MissB. could and has gone on and on. They all, to a man, woman, and dog, come alive in real and engaging ways.

Lastly, ever since she read Jen Crusie’s The Cinderella Deal and, with The Captain, agonized over Marianne’s rain-induced ague, Miss B loves a romance sickroom (she suspects it may also come from Heather’s onboard illness in Woodiwiss’s The Flame and the Flower). A romance writer really shows her chops in the sickroom because it’s a great character-revealing opportunity. Utter vulnerability in one, because the body is weak and subject to illness and mortality; the other, whether hero and heroine, may be observed in all his/her reactions and choices to the other’s needs. Miss Bates would say that the romance sickroom can be as revelatory and compelling as those “other” bodily scenes, the love scenes. Parker, damn her little talented soul, can do both with romance, humour, vulnerability, subtlety, and truthfulness. 

With her reading familiar, Miss Austen, Miss Bates loved Act Like It and Pretty Face and is now impatiently tap-tap-ing fingers and foot-jiggling waiting for Parker’s next book. Pretty Face proves “there is no charm equal to tenderness of heart,” Emma.

Lucy Parker’s Pretty Face is published by Carina Press. It was released in February 2017 and may be procured (pronto!) from your preferred vendors. Miss Bates is grateful to Carina Press for an e-ARC, via Netgalley.

12 thoughts on “REVIEW: Lucy Parker’s PRETTY FACE

  1. Delightful write-up! I am looking forward to her next book too. Like you, I really enjoyed how well she conjured up the whole London theater scene for us, with all its backstage drama.

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    • Thank you! I’m absolutely thrilled with these romance novels. And, though I didn’t discuss it in my review, I also really appreciate how Parker handles the sadly inevitable sexist sexual harassment the heroines experience: so much to talk about in these books.

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  2. Your review simply blew me away Miss Bates. Your delight, your love for this book and writer came shining through with every sentence, every word, phrase, snort, guffaw, smile. Not sure when I’ve smiled so much just reading a review, but I didn’t stop from the first word to the last! You made me *feel* your joy and enjoyment so I thank you most humbly! And more importantly you’ve made me itch to read this one, and my fingers are already tingling as they do when I know this is a really GOOD book.

    “Ehle-&-Firthness” This needs to be trademarked, stamped, something. Like the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. 🙂 Honestly, this is ALL I needed to tip me over, make me run to Kindle store and click quick fast nod in a hurry! lol

    Absolutely love these snippets you included especially the Christmas gift teaser! Gems each and every one!
    – “brain the size of a Tic Tac.” ROFL
    – “like trying to get a smile out of Picasso’s ‘Portrait of Gertrude Stein” I laughed so hard I had tears. Perfect description, emblazoning a perfect mental image of Luc in my brain.
    – allusion in Luc’s Christmas gift to Lily
    – “Parker, damn her little talented soul, can do both with romance, humour, vulnerability, subtlety, and truthfulness.” Damn near impossible to do tbh, and finding a writer capable? Like searching for Jimmy Choo shoes at Shoe Carnival. 🙂

    Absolutely delightful review!! A joy to read!

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    • You’re so most welcome! I really enjoyed writing about Pretty Face and I’m so heartened that, in these difficult times, these wonderful young women are writing about love, forgiveness, reconciliation, and hope in this way. I promise you you will love Parker’s work and I can’t wait to hear what you think! Kudos to the publisher too … for recognizing talent! Enjoy!!!!

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  3. I read so few contemporary romances these days, but you’ve sold me. I recently read an older book which revolved around the writer and actors in a TV soap opera series set during the Regency. “Again” by Kathleen Gilles Seidel, have you read it?

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    • Ohmygosh, I have read Again and I thought of it so many times while I was reading Pretty Face and listening to Act Like It. I encourage you to read Parker, I think, hope, you’ll like her. IMHO, I think she has more to offer than Seidel’s, though it too is very very good. I think there’s a compassion to Parker that I didn’t find in Seidel, but maybe I need a reread?

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  4. You likely already know this, but another tasty treat is a book written by Lucy Parker under a different author name, Artistic License. Very worth finding and reading, IMHO. Available from the usual places, I believe. Thanks, as always, for the very interesting review!

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